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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? Obamaphone Program Fraud Costing Taxpayers $500 Million Per Year

The federal subsidy known as the Obamaphone or “Obamanet” program could be losing nearly $500 million to fraud annually, according to a top Republican on the Federal Communications Commission. Commissioner Ajit Pai made the accusation Wednesday in letter to the Universal Service Administrative Company, referring to the FCC’s Universal Service Fund, which provides a monthly…

Olympic Committee Decides To Allow Transgender Men To Compete Against Actual Women

There’s great news for adventurous transgender male Olympic hopefuls: if they declare themselves women and reduce their testosterone below 10 nmol/L for at least 12 months prior to competition, they can compete against ladies. There’s even better news for these men; according to transgender guidelines approved by the International Olympic Committee, genitalia does not serve…